International Six Sigma Institute and Secret Society for Imperious Professionals of Process Improvement
Listen Up! We're All Ears for ISSISSIPPI's Latest Audio Enhancement
Train with your favorite data-driven puppet, a real Tough Guy, or even a Midwest Granny.
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April 1, 2023 | Columbus, Ohio — Global process improvement thought leader, ISSISSIPPI, announces the launch of a new audio feature expected to blow the minds (and eardrums) of all of their present and future students.
Students can now choose from seven different voices for the audio voice overs in their eLearning courses. This game-changing feature enhancement will provide a more immersive learning experience, allowing students to better understand complex concepts and retain information more effectively by hearing it in a voice that speaks to them.
"We received a ton of feedback from students asking for the audio in our eLearning to be 'more exciting.' Something about being able to change your voice in these new, hip social medias; students want that experience in their Lean Six Sigma training as well," ISSISSIPPI President, Zoltan Minsky, told us in an exclusive interview.
According to every major news source, students might have a 2% greater chance of remembering information when they hear it in a voice that isn't generic. The sound waves created from voices like valley girls, sportscasters, and even Your Mother, carry different vibrational intentions that activate the medulla oblongata and help you understand stuff better.
— Joey, first-year pre-med student and Chi-Sigma-Rho pledge
"To be honest, I don't really understand it," Executive Peg Penn admits. "But around here, the people get what the people want."
The new voices will be available on all courses offered by ISSISSIPPI, and can be accessed through the course website. All recordings were professionally produced by a developer's 16 year-old nephew, who insists that students will probably be able to listen to them easily and clearly. Talks of a mobile app, "think 'Audible' for continuous improvement," says Minsky, are in the works.
Visibly sweaty Gabe Twerk, the generic voice of eLearning, confesses: "As the sole voice of these audio segments for several years, I'm a little fearful of my job at this point".
