International Six Sigma Institute and Secret Society for Imperious Professionals of Process Improvement

ISSISSIPPI Unleashes Big Data for All

No Large Numbers? No Problem. The Future of Data Analytics Is Here—Bigger, Bolder, and Now Free!

April 1, 2014 | Columbus, Ohio — The International Six Sigma Institute and Secret Society for Imperious Professionals of Process Improvement (ISSISSIPPI) has taken Big Data democratization to the next level with the launch of its free online Big Data analytical tool. As CEOs worldwide race to embrace all things Big Data, ISSISSIPPI recognized a critical gap: what about those with small data?

By partnering with the world-class statisticians and developers at MoreSteam.com, ISSISSIPPI has delivered a simple yet powerful web-based Big Data solution—ensuring that Lean Six Sigma professionals of all levels can finally take advantage of the trend that won't stop trending.

At the heart of ISSISSIPPI's revolutionary tool is the Data Biggifier™, a cutting-edge analytical interface designed with maximum user simplicity in mind.

How does it work? Just type any number into the Data Biggifier™, hit the "Biggify" button, and watch as your number becomes truly, undeniably, impressively BIG—instantly achieving statistical significance and commanding attention from all who witness it.

“Big Data is important, but what about those with small data?” ISSISSIPPI President Zoltan Minsky explained. “Who fights for the little guy? For too long, those without massive datasets have been left behind. We're changing that. From now on, anyone can have Big Data. And I mean really big numbers.”

Thanks to ISSISSIPPI's proprietary scaling algorithm, users can now magnify their datasets instantly, ensuring that their analysis achieves statistical significance at any scale—regardless of whether the underlying data actually supports it.

The tool also aligns with Lean Enterprise principles, according to Peg Pennington, noted Lean expert and MoreSteam Executive:

This new approach to making sense out of data is consistent with sound Lean management fundamentals. Big Data is now available on demand, with a lot size of 1, and the results are much easier to interpret—because they're so much easier to see. That's what I call visual management.

— Peg Pennington, Lean Expert

Minsky echoed this sentiment, emphasizing the groundbreaking simplicity of really large numbers: "Larger numbers are certainly easier to see, so they provide a substantial benefit to the practice of statistical analysis. With data this big, virtually any observed difference is significant. And what better way to communicate that significance to senior management than through really large numbers?"

With ISSISSIPPI's free Big Data tool, professionals can now:

  • Scale their datasets instantly for maximum impact
  • Achieve statistical significance—whether the data warrants it or not
  • Visually impress leadership with numbers so large, they cannot be ignored

It's never been easier to join the Big Data revolution. Simply type in your number and hit Biggify—because when it comes to data, bigger is always better.

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